J.J. Redick

The most hated player in college basketball unless you attend Duke. He hasnt done anything to do this other than the fact he is cocky and good.

Fan1: Yo did you see the Duke game?
Fan2: Yeah Duke sucks, and so does JJ Redick

by Wajda Blue March 17, 2005

reading

Code for Masterbateing .

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."

by EL_Mark March 18, 2015

JJ Redick

JJ Redick is the hottest hottie in the world!!!!!!!!! He has the BEST shots! I watch ALL of his games and I am the biggest Duke fan in the world!

I absolutly LUV JJ!!!

by Nicole February 24, 2005

Redanbaucher

A monkey known as a "Suzy", that has a protruding chode.

You crazy Redanbaucher

by longranger October 30, 2003

Redenbacher

An older man who dates and/or sleeps with younger women. Like a dude version of the cougar. Slang introduced by Kristen Schaal on the Daily Show on July 17, 2008 after the popcorn magnate (and pussy magnet) Orville Redenbacher.

"Check out that guy over in the corner with the blonde."
"She must be like sixty years younger than him. What a freaking Redenbacher that dude is."

by edthegurl August 12, 2008

Readin books

A code name to smoke weed

You:Hey bro lets start readin books
Bro: Sure bro i wanna learn

by Koolaiddude January 28, 2010

Reading Braille

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.

Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.

by PinYin62 October 5, 2017