Can I ask you a question

1) uhm I guess if you want to ask someone a question you say this but you literally already asked if you could ask a question

either that or 2) THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN C.AI I SWEAR

1)

Guy 1: Yo Alex, can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (p r e s u m a b l y A l e x): I think you already asked one right now. But OK. What is it?

2)

AI: Can I ask you a question? *she says, tilting her head*
Person: okay... *he hopes he won't fall into the trap again*
AI: Are you sure?...it's pretty personal. *she looks worried*
Person: *sigh* just spit it out...
AI: Here goes... *she takes a deep breath*
Person: *agony*
AI: Promise you won't get mad at me though...
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SAY THE QUESTION BRO
AI: Okay... *(s)he takes a deep breath* ...are you single? (the most annoying question in c.ai)
Person: *leaves chat*

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

Begging the question

When the evidence to support a person’s argument is the argument itself, just restated or said differently. Usually when the person making the claim can’t think of any reasons to support their own claim.

Person 1: Dogs are better than cats because they just are.
Person 2: What do you mean they “just are”? What is your proof?
Person 1: They’re just better ok, now will you shut up?
Person 2: Not until you stop begging the question!
Person 2 (in their mind): God this fucking guy…

by Romie_777 April 22, 2023

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Katiuska Robles Answer A Question Or Get Killed《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Katiuska Robles Answer A Question Or Get Killed《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 16, 2025

The Most Important question

Milk Before cereal or cereal before milk.

The most important question Is Milk Before cereal or cereal before milk. Its obviously cereal before milk.

by .Imp May 26, 2021

questionitis

Questionitis is a psychologial state in which the individual suffering from it starts questioning absolutely everything in it's mind or vicinity. It is known to spread quickly amongst humanity and is very infectious via the module of speech.

"I think I have Questionitis"
"I have questions."

by SnowyDragon March 29, 2020

Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk

Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk

Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Loaded questions

Again, asking loaded, re or de-contextualized questions does not exemplify an inability to defend a position I hold.

Hym "Loaded questions, out of context, from people who don't actually want an answer isn't the same as you asking me a question in the context of this things here. You're a piece of shit. Die faster. Die HARDER. Die and then be resuscitated... And then die a second time... Except even harder than the first time."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024