proctonomics

The science of using rectally produced data points to form a basis of opinion of correlation.

The deadline of two weeks came after management engaged in some proctonomics to estimate the workload.

by OCH October 15, 2012

poontoon

some one how is annoying and or could have been annoying is a poontoon

miley cyrus is a poontoon

by jam10101 November 11, 2013

pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.

A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

proctologically resourced

Information pulled from ones ass.

He proctologically resourced all of what he said.

by rek0v3r May 24, 2014

Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

proctosniff

An indiviual who takes pleasure in the aroma of flatulence (farts)

Whenever I fart my wife sniffs my ass like a bouquet of flowers. She such a proctosniff.

by pebblesgirl March 25, 2017

Poontoon

Colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good but I prefer the real thing”

by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017