Premature Enterulation

When you are typing and you press the Return Key too soon

A lot of my awkward conversations come from my premature enterulation.

by muffinzrule May 15, 2020

Primadonna

1. A very temperamental person with an inflated view of their own talent or importance.
2. The chief female singer in an opera or opera company.
3. One of Sueco's greatest songs. (No Question)

1. "the Primadonna behavior of some of the stars"
2. Diva
3. A song that goes incredibly hard

by ItsClassicB December 15, 2020

premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 8, 2021

Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021

Premal

Prem means love and Premal means a person with a lot of love to give. No frill, no masks, no show. A real person who is straightforward and very clear on his priorities. Loyal friend, passionate lover and caring family member. Once he decides what he wants nothing can stop him from achieving it. Very very ambitious but also knows how to enjoy life. Hard on the outside but very soft on the inside. Funny and an amazing friend. Can see into the future. Loves and protects his family fiercely.

Overall, an intelligent, loving and memorable personality.

Look how premal he is, he cares for everyone around him.

by Gandalf4ever November 22, 2021

Premature aleakulation

It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.

Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 4, 2022

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022