pounder

a woman that is bountifully endowed and voluptuous that you would want to have sex with.

J-Lo

by Lance Mitchell August 8, 2003

ponce

a man usually called ezequiel that is exceptionally gifted at football and getting injured. they have a strong hatred for thilo kehrer and nonce on every child on the planet. they are also have a strange gay relationship with a strange man that peers strangely into a strange doughnut van that sell strange doughnuts which taste dreadful and are showered in sugar.

that ponce is a nonce innit
the original ponce transcended all human restraints and ascended to godhood

by imthestrangemanthatpeers August 28, 2021

Piss Pounder

Someone who bothers you in a general fashion; more specifically, someone who is always trying to make witty little comments or jokes that are more annoying than funny.

Todd- " I hope Tiger Woods wins the Masters. His ethnicity is good for golf."

Brandon- " Shut the hell up, you piss pounder."

by Sports Fan 211 May 1, 2011

113 pounder

A piece of shit, they suck at wrestling and are terrible friends

Oh god it’s a 113 pounder

by Absher23 April 24, 2018

two legged post pounder

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger

Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder

by thatch city March 22, 2010

pounch

The fat buldge below a girls stomach and above her poontang

Man, that ho-girl's got an incredibly huge pounch

by Cody October 8, 2003

ground pounder

a grotesque massive dildo, that is large enough to shake the earth.

"Hey Kelly, break out the ground pounder and rip me a new one!"

by Scott M Mercer Jr January 11, 2009