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Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
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Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.
Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025
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global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time
did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”
by ddisy May 12, 2025
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George poddington

Geogre poddington originally being a multi instrumental cover musician , playing guitar , bass and sax, his name is now used as a joke to describe less able people in bands as he is often seen as simply "eye candy"
Your the George poddington in our band
by Ginggirl123789 May 15, 2025
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the prank involving pooping in a bag, setting it on fire and putting it on someone's doorstop, the person supplying the mass
"make sure to eat alot before you voluntarily pooping in the bag" - danny g
by Jerry Jenitalia October 30, 2025
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Bird Pooping

When a male ejaculates off of a high balcony on to the people on the ground below with the goal of getting it on someone.
I was really bored and horny the other day, so I went bird pooping off of my apartment balcony on someone walking by.
by Neil Biformi December 6, 2025
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face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone
by lokoking83 June 24, 2011
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