Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin are you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

croci poison

Croci Poison is a word that Apple IPads auto-correct to when you try to type in crocippoion. It is a very polfy word that crackheads use. BTW, monkeys and mice are cute.

Croci Poison is all about croci'n 'n' rolli'n.

by polf_lover123 January 31, 2020

Poison

The cleanest way to commit a murder.

Many people were poisoned and most of them died.

by Willow_The_Weird June 11, 2020

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020

poison dart

when you rub youre penis on her butthole, then shove it in her vagina giving her a UTI.

Hey honey did you "poison dart" me last night? My cooter smells fishy and idk why?

by 6d9 July 21, 2020

Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020

Poison

The name of Bel Biv Devoe's most popular song.

" That girl is poison"

by Algeesmithsdaughter October 13, 2020