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mexican poison

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"
by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017
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The sweaty poison

When you have a wank/jerk off on your back and when your about to cum roll out of the way of the spunk before it hits you
I failed the sweaty poison it got in my eye
by Azbaz04 January 19, 2019
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Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.
My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning
by ciaragoldin July 5, 2018
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Poison

The name of Bel Biv Devoe's most popular song.
by Algeesmithsdaughter October 13, 2020
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Ink poisoning

The girl accidentally but the front of her pen when the pen weigh ink was out and 10 minutes later her stomach and throat were having a weird burning... then she started slowly going more ditsy(like bumping into someone) or saying crazy things she was self diagnosed with ink poisoning but her friends and mom said she didn’t have it and they were wrong
Ps. Her friend counted her

D= dead if Uk Uk
by Sara k😝 September 20, 2019
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Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.
Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.
by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021
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Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.
All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.
by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019
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