Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.

Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019

piss sprinkler

(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.

(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.

The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.

by FreeFall the Psychaderelic October 3, 2010

Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.

"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2

by Amberra January 18, 2011

Piss Rinse

After a man ejaculates he goes and takes a piss to rinse out the cum from his urethra.

The little pain you get peeing after you ejaculate. Thats the cum washing out of your dick.

Guy #1 Damn it hurt like shit when I pissed this morning

Guy #2 You masturbated last night before you went to bed didn't you?

Guy #1 Yes I did! How did you know?

Guy #2 Damn dude you got to "Piss Rinse" after you jack off so this shit doesn't happen you dumb fuck.

by BSUBeaver May 13, 2010

freestyle pissing

An act in which one pisses in a public bathroom everywhere but the toilet.

"let's see your freestyle pissing."

"ok." **pisses in soap dispenser"

by Ebicgamre July 26, 2021

Piss Abyss

When you’re having intercourse with your partner and instead of ejaculating, you urinate

Last night I gave my girl the piss abyss

by TheHazBat February 15, 2022

Phat Piss

A need to urinate for an extremely long period of time, and when accomplished, one feels joyus and excited for completing such a goal.

I call the bathroom when we get home, i have to take a phat piss.

by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010