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Franchise Profile Picture

THE profile picture. This is the one. You know you're never changing it. This is exactly what you want to portray you.
*snaps photo* "Gee wiz! I've finally got my franchise profile picture!"
"A photo of you with the dog ears filter?"
"Yup."
by rembutquaglet November 13, 2023
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The Picture of Dorian Gray

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.
Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."
by Gardenfeather February 21, 2025
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Picture rocks hat trick

When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year
Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley
by Bishopironside February 18, 2021
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Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!
John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day
by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020
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she's got a picture of an anime girl's face

This is to do with Wilbur Soot's 'I'm In Love With An E-Girl', an absolute classic.

Now who is Wilbur Soot you may ask? Well he is a man who fell in love with TommyInnit many years ago.
"She's got a picture of an anime girl's face!"
"Just a single"
"Nothing more"
"Send her rubbing up my ethernet cord"
by GiggleOfficial August 20, 2021
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Laugh Picture

-did you see this Laugh Picture?
-yes it very fun
by Not Deon March 9, 2018
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ud pictures

Something that should exist, but doesn't.
P1: Hey have you looked at ud pictures?
P2: Wait that exists?
P1: No, but it should.
P2: (nods in agreement)
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021
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