Phillies

Verb. To expectantly blow up and totally drop the ball when all of the odds are in your favor.

Boy, Anakin Skywalker really PHILLIES(ed) up that whole “chosen one” thing, did’t he?

by padddymac May 19, 2025

philly hills

you are being watched and you and everybody you are round feel it so deeply they are motivated by it

you have hills and people see you. I have philly hills and people are compelled to use me for what they see

by eat my food! January 20, 2024

Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025

Philly Billy in the Willy

FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)

note: three some later xoxo

Philly Billy in the Willy has a long billy

by BIGGEST PHILLHATER EVER #FNKID November 25, 2024

Philly Chimney

The sexual or platonic act of putting weed in one’s asshole and smoking it out of their mouth.

Me and my girlfriend did a philly chimney last night. Love is magical!

by PJRUWG March 6, 2023

philly

a man with a mustache that makes u laugh

person: Woah why are u laughing

you: Haha sorry i just thinkd of Philly he made a joke about Sueing me for defamation

by WortonMcgee October 19, 2025

Philly High Five

While having a 3 way, one of the guys dick falls out so the other guy reaches down and helps guide it back in. While doing so, he gives the guy a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.

I was fucking this hood rat with my boy Vinnie when I noticed his junk fell out. So I reached down and while placing it back into her gave him a Philly High Five.

by Clam Digger November 28, 2023