Magic peter

Originated from jesus times. The act in which you place ones foreskin to the perimeter of your mouth and blow inside, thus inflating the foreskin of ones penis. Also see Penisbubble

1. "hey mike, fancy giving me a Magic peter?"

2. "and there they were, having a Magic peter!"

by pwoink November 13, 2009

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 6, 2006

pulling a peter

creating excitement around a certain event but then later ditching those who agreed to come for no good reason

"hey wheres peter, he told us to meet him here at 9"

"fuck, he just called and said he has to play drums at a retirement home"

"god. thats the third time hes pulling a peter this month"

by ryan47 January 2, 2008

peter grant

The 400 lb manager to Led Zeppelin, who cut their deal at Atlantic and scored all those sweet bonuses.
Often refered to as "the fifth member".

Peter Grant did work.

by imaje February 6, 2008

peter chao

Hilarious asian comedian making his way from youtube videos into the comedy scene!

That peter chao is a stupid assahole, but he is one funny mudafucka! He also likes to hit the mudabitches.

Chao outside... mudafucka!!

by TightFightnig September 22, 2009

Peter Pusher

A male whom pushes his peter in things. (Aka Every male ever.)

i push peter sweeter and more completer then any other peter pusher around.

by Peter P Jr. October 28, 2017

pulling a peter

To fail, create gurgly noises, or make bad, awkward jokes. Synonym for "fail."

I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!

David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.

by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010