Penis

It's what knocks a woman up.

I should've wrapped my penis up with Trojan.

by realdude91 September 27, 2013

penis

One part of what makes a man, a man.

"To be a man you must have HONOR and a PENIS~" - Shin-chan

by Shuinoshina April 22, 2008

Penis

A sexy anotmoy in which it feels good to rub, beat, shove up an ass, shove in a female anotmoy, and to suck usually involved in sexual activity or to shit with

Mary:"Can I suck your penis?"
Louis: "of course."
Mary:::slurp slurp::
Lousi: "thats the spirit!"

by jfhguihgkldsmfki September 5, 2008

Penis

A penis is like a male lollypop, you can suck on it, and also stick it in some holes.It's the mightyest thing a man has.

She sucked my penis yesterday.

by inf1nity May 15, 2008

penis

god gave man a brain and penis and only enough blood to use one at a time.

IamTheMastaKilla: enough about the penis talk
IamTheMastaKilla: its making me all hot and bothered
HarmlessDarkness: really, because it's making us laugh in amusement
HarmlessDarkness: and scorn
IamTheMastaKilla: ok i was jokinh
HarmlessDarkness: aww we're not
IamTheMastaKilla: penis talk doesnt make me all hot and bothered
HarmlessDarkness: penis?

by Lucy Clarymontberg December 14, 2003

penis

a yummy,sexy,beautiful,spitting cobra that makes me so horny!

i want to suck your penis

by pube September 18, 2003

penis

1. (n) a lump of flesh that male homosapiens are trained to believe entitles them to more respect and better pay than women.
2. (n) repro organ which males frequently compare sizes of; white males may become upset and attempt to enslave an entire race.
3. (adj) a deragotory name for someone who is being arrogant or stoopid

whiteManSays: i wouldn't know what to do with my time if i wasn't busy trying to oppress developing countries and prove the worth of my penis!

by Lfrey May 9, 2006