peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 6, 2006

salty peter

unwashed or sweaty cock

'That's a sour look on her face"
"Guess the husband fed her a salty peter last night."

by serbiarules November 28, 2012

Peter Peecha

A character from the popular series "Peter Peecha" made by 8BitAnt, though originally based off of a video by a user named redshibe. Peter Peecha has a love pizza with his arch-nemesis being freddy fazbear, because fuck that guy who the fuck even likes that piece of shit? 8BitAnt is also known to be the voice of Peter Peecha, and his iconic "Peecha".

"Hey did you watch that new peter peecha video by 8BitAnt yet?"

by ChibiWilli November 7, 2020

peter chao

Hilarious asian comedian making his way from youtube videos into the comedy scene!

That peter chao is a stupid assahole, but he is one funny mudafucka! He also likes to hit the mudabitches.

Chao outside... mudafucka!!

by TightFightnig September 22, 2009

Peter Pusher

A male whom pushes his peter in things. (Aka Every male ever.)

i push peter sweeter and more completer then any other peter pusher around.

by Peter P Jr. October 28, 2017

pulling a peter

To fail, create gurgly noises, or make bad, awkward jokes. Synonym for "fail."

I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!

David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.

by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010

Peter North

1) A legendary porn actor whose massive quantities of ejaculate matter set him apart from most other male adult film stars.

2) (Verb) To ejaculate an unusually large amount of semen.

Peter North has starred in many adult films during his career.

(Verb) I built up so much semen during intercourse that when I ejaculated, I Peter Northed my poor girlfriend.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004