Got Laid Parade

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"

by ImSchindizzle June 6, 2014

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

paradigm

A large obscure word often used by authority figures in an attempt to sound like competent leaders.

Lets qualitize our paradigm to maximize the profit sharing.

by shreveport August 2, 2003

The Black Parade

1. Critically aclaimed thrid album by N.J band My Chemical Romance. It's a bit good. A bit very good. Seriously,think Aerosmith singing political folk songs written by Anne Rice and you're not even half way there. But,heck,it is good!
2.Can also refer to the army of seemingly identical My Chemical Romance fans:they all sport black hair,red ties and tight pants. Bless 'em.

1. "I LOVE The Black Parde. Let's call it emo hair metal!"
2.
"Oh no,The Black Parade!" I squealed upon noticing the gang of MCR loving teenagers marching towards me "They might steal my eyeliner!"
"Quick,hide!" shouted my friend. "They'll kill us,we're wearing Mudhoney shirts!"
Unfortunatley,I lost my leg and best friend that day,as The Black Parade tore her (and my leg) to pieces,saying they're Gods (ie: Gerard Way and co.) had told them to do it. It was an awful day.

by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

Monogamy Parade

A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade

by Baconatordlx January 26, 2015

Paracorn

noun; a somewhat mythical creature believed to originate from southern Singapore.

The Paracorn is described as a paraplegic unicorn usually colored white and most commonly have their front legs replaced by wheels.

The Paracorn is closely related to the Paracornagus.

Devon: Is that a paraplegic unicorn?

Richard: Ahh, yes. A Paracorn

by Braiden Donaven May 18, 2010

pack your own parachute

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.

Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.

by TristanBob January 2, 2009