parkour reborn

a game made by the roblox developer hudzell

also known as the master of doggy style

"oh man did you see that new game parkour reborn"
"yep. i shoved that grappler so far up my ass bro"
"what"
"huh?"

by WillowTreems April 12, 2024

Parole Dust

The thick winter fog surrounding a prison at night that allows an easier escape and able to get away by not being seen in the thick fog.

Well, looks like he might have got away, into the parole dust he went.

by Longshot Lee December 24, 2024

Pardus

Turkish Linux distribution developed by TÜBİTAK with support from the government of Türkiye (Turkey). Pardus' goal is to give the user a user-friendly experience. It has 2 desktop environment versions with XFCE or GNOME. Pardus also has versions like Pardus ETAP, designed for smart boards in schools, Pardus ARM, designed for ARM processors and Pardus EĞİTİM, designed for education.

X: Have your country ever tried to make an operating system?

Y: Yes, they made Pardus. While it's not an operating system, it's a Linux distribution.

by slideglide January 25, 2025

Parolee

A person who's been let out of prison early on conditional release, meaning they have to meet certain requirements, such as checking in with parole officers they've been assigned to, being gainfully employed, not associating with criminals or gang members, avoiding substance use, etc. If the person is found to have violated their parole agreement, they may be sent back to prison to finish out the remainder of their sentence.

The McDonald's manager was having trouble filling the vacancy, so decided to take a chance on the parolee who had applied for the position.

by Jonathan Rose February 19, 2025

Parfum'd

Parfum'd- the act of a seller taking your money and not shipping your fragrance

I paid John-John for Blue Talisman Extrait and he parfum'd me.. I had to ask for a refund.

by GossipHippo February 14, 2026

Parkour

The act of yeeting one's meat across the street over several feet.

Holy poggers, Lois, that was some pretty baller parkour!

by Mulberry Aura June 23, 2025

Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025