paper mate

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

by p00pies May 6, 2004

Grading Papers

What you as a teacher should be doing instead of playing online!!!

Teacher says: "I should be grading papers instead of playing on myspace."

by midniteblu22 February 20, 2009

paper doll

Someone used and played with like a child's doll; thrown around carelessly after done playing with. Usually to define a whore or slut.

He doesn't really love her, she's his paper doll.

by pnksktlz September 20, 2003

paper moon

A person or object used to fill a void. Having no practical purpose other than visual effect.

"I know the footie game is only casual, but Cam is a paper moon on the defence. Even Zakos can tear through him"

by endgamer June 2, 2021

toilet paper

1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus

1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.

by bob the brony March 15, 2020

paper towns

A paper town is a town full of fake lying cheaters who are just cutouts of what they wish to be,people go to paper towns and meet paper people and they will never come back.The fake paper people hurt and burn the real ones, But i guess it goes to show paper people are meant to be together.

paper towns

by paper towns October 13, 2015

special paper

Slang/code for acid in the blotter paper form.

...and with just the aid of some special paper, his entire world simultaneously melted and gave rise to the inner-most thoughts and mysteries of the universe, allowing him to achieve the higher plateau of existence.

by Send me back to the world of special paper November 16, 2005