Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

by rpalms September 4, 2009

Albert Pan

Verb: to procrastinate by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep
Noun: the act of procrastinating by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep

Boy 1: Hey you studying for that psych test tomorrow?

Boy 2: Nah man, I am just going to pull an Albert Pan.

by ilovepan February 18, 2019

ur nan pan

Considered to be the underdog of insults, this phrase will catch your opponent off guard.

Paul:Ur mom gay
John:Ur dad lesbian
Paul:Ur granny tranny
John:Ur nan pan
Paul: *internally implodes, destroying the entire universe*

by The Nutbuster March 14, 2018

Shima Pan

Striped panties that are most recognized in the colours blue and white
Mostly featured in Anime.

1.Damn, did you see that panty shot? She was totally wearing a shima pan

by Drifloona November 25, 2010

like a fart in a frying pan

Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.

I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

by Sauteéd flatus December 20, 2007

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

Lo Pan

The perpetuator of Ass Kicking

"Lo PLan kicked my ass so hard, I'll never go back to China."

by Cappy March 23, 2004