pretentous

acting more important than you actually are

brenda: yo dawg last night i got brandan in my car whoooo weeee last night yeaaa girl i tell ya shawty we did it up and down the pole

Lucie Jermaine Jackson: brenda! I tell ya brandan was playing b-ball up in BX last night, what cho fat ass talking bout being pretentous an' all that shit

branda: oh shit ya caught me gurlfriendd got yo hair did

by BLue BuLL RogeRRRRRRR October 28, 2013

Preventative Masturbation

The act of a married, or romantically committed, Man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.

If I didn't do some Preventative Masturbation, I would be chasing after every skank in the neighborhood.

by Niems04 January 9, 2014

Omni-Presence

The greatest garage band ever

Keith-Guitar
David-Drums
Tom-Bass
Zak(zach)-guitar Vocals

la la la we are the omni-presence and we are the ones who care.....

omni-presence the state of bwing everwhere at all times

by Disa January 12, 2004

inverted Pretentite

someone who eats both pretentious snacks, and non pretenious snacks

i am having asparagus, then going to the cinema to have nachos with plastic cheese, that means i am an inverted pretentite

by searsy79 June 3, 2009

Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.

"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"

by KessBlack February 3, 2012

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

Trumpism Prevention Day

When citizens of the world remind themselves every January 6 to lend zero support to white racism and supremacism, and to have zero tolerance for bigotry and xenophobia—in reference to the date when Donald J. Trump incited his diehard supporters-turned-terrorists to storm the US Capitol as a desperate attempt to illegally prolong his stay at the White House.

Guesstimate how many people worldwide are expected to denounce white terrorism on Trumpism Prevention Day in 2022.

by MathPlus March 24, 2021