Pooter

Another word for toilet

“ May I use the pooter?”

by Chocolate. Milk December 28, 2021

Poodle Noodle

The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.

I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.

by Hottub April 30, 2010

poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.

I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.

by kidcassanova January 8, 2012

pooter

a slutty girl, most likely named kristin, with a disgustingly misshapen head and a terrible fake tan. probably works at the place at which she tans.

Oh man, did you see that slut pooter today? What the fuck is up with her face?

by johnny rotten2 December 18, 2008

pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial

Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....

by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006

pooter

a person who poots (farts) poop instead of fart

i was a pooter and my pants were soiled

by eichlerpoot6 April 15, 2010

poodles

something that comes out of an asian person's ass after eating noodles.

Poodles came out of my ass after i ate the asian buffet.

by oxy clean September 3, 2006