phil faucette

a chirpy voiced and very excitable creature with beautiful deep blue eyes.

Phil Faucette won over the crowd with his boyish charm and excitable demeanor.

by A phil fan April 16, 2004

phil data

1. Of or pertaining to the black race (see also nigger pickle).

2. Particularly black moon cricket indigenous to Barberton.

3. see also Nigger McNiggerson.

1. Dat ziggity boo phil data sho' uses a lot of niggawatts to cook his hot dogs.

2. phil data gets da bes' Nigger Chicken.

by g-g-g-unit12 July 27, 2006

Phil Jaques Moment

When one commits an act that can be compared to retadism. Common in teenage boys living in Mount Waverley. Perfected by Andrew M. Committing a 'Phil Jaques Moment' can result in the offender being beaten and ridiculed relentlessly.

Anthony: Oh Shit! I just dropped my priceless ming vase!
Andrew: Bah!!! Phil Jaques Moment!
(punches ensue)

by currently_situated November 2, 2006

Phil Anselmo

Basically the Donald Trump of Metal,a racist hillbilly who thinks he has the right to puke his trailer park white power attitude all over the Metal community,just because most metal musicians and fans ride his dick like there's no tomorrow...he's also a huge drama queen and poser.

White power!,white power!.
Phil Anselmo while giving the right-arm salute.

by PhilAisevenemoerthanDreamScar August 14, 2016

Phil Berg

Phil Berg is an american attorney who launched a $$911 million law suit against George Bush, his entire administration and the CIA, charging them with the full responsibility for the planning and execution of 9/11 attacks as well as murder of over 3000 innocent people.

"... alleging President Bush and officials, including Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Feinberg, and Senior Bush, that they had knowledge and warnings of 9/11, and failed to warn or take steps to prevent what occured on 9/11."

-From Phil Berg's speech on the law suit announcement in 2003.

by DreadSmile November 9, 2008

Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.

”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”

by LoydMongo January 9, 2019

Phil danze effect

This is within the aspect of dragging everyone around you down as far as possible because you are a lazy sack of shit who can’t do anything correctly outside of your own arrogant perspective. In order to perfect this you must weighy a gross amount of weight and attempt to run a farm where you have no idea what you are doing even with animals you have owned for many years. Not only this but pass most of the work onto your kids who had no intention to share the money hole amount of work with you. Nobody will like you even your own family because you are a nuisance with your mouth and body in every way. The only thing you will be useful for is shoving shit down your throat and yelling.

Friend: Yo bro are you going to the party?
Me: Nah I heard Phil danze effect will be there
Friend: EWWWW I WONT BE GOING NOW!

by Legoman26 August 31, 2023