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French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum
"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."
by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023
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Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.
Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?
by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022
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Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 22, 2023
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Puffy Paint

A Type Of Paint Used By Artist Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth.
Moriah: Puffy Paint
Fans: Puppy Paint? You Mean Puffy Paint?
by squishymakeovermoriahelizabeth November 6, 2020
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chocolate painting

When a guy gives a girl anal and then wipes the shit off his dick on her ass.
When I was finished fucking her asshole I decided to do a chocolate painting all over her ass. Don't want my dick being unclean.
by themysteriousone101 April 28, 2014
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Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.
Yo, dawg, I'm gonna paint that vagina tonight.
by Ruth Less April 19, 2019
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Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.
”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”
by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020
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