oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.

"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.

by The_ALCH November 25, 2023

Sydney Rock Oyster

When you put two fingers in the anus and the thumb in the vagina like holding an oyster and then lick the clit like you are tipping the oyster into your mouth.

I was so horny and hungry that I gave her the old Sydney Rock Oyster.

by crima_sauce November 25, 2017

white oyster

The bad of cum you can find in a shower drain in a men's only shower.

Awe man!!! Carl left another White oyster in the Fucking shower again. He's such an douche!!

by Bibsy March 25, 2017

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010

Nasal Oyster

A large quantity of mucus sucked into the mouth from the sinus.....

I could hardly breath till I shucked that nasal oyster....

by djay38 September 1, 2009

oyster stamp

Smacking a vagina on someone’s forehead or car window

Jessica took her pants off and oyster stamped Jimmy’s car window

by Squirrel man boy June 21, 2024