The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.
Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?
Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?
Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.
by OKitsnathan9579 August 10, 2023
Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
by Lord Owl May 31, 2011
A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.
There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
by The great informer October 4, 2012
by Carol.clark May 18, 2017
A fib so intricate in details that one may question whether it is a lie. For instance, when a deceased owl winds up in a bucket, one tells a story of how the young owlet was being taught by its parents how to hunt, colliding with a phone phone, and meeting its demise in one yellow pail. The story is an absolute lie.
by ShoppingJ December 29, 2021
by oop i did it again January 11, 2021