hip card

A hip card is something given to a hip teen to allow them access to a hip hut.

Ron awarded me a hip card because he thinks I’m cool.

by Emslife February 14, 2019

hip homeschooler

A homeschooler who looks and acts like a normal kid, has friends, but is still less likely to get into drugs and alcohol. Contrary to popular belief, 75% of kids who are homeschooled are actually hip homeschoolers.

Normal kid: "Where do you go to school?"
hip homeschooler: "I'm homeschooled. But don't worry, I'm not what you think, I'm actually a normal kid who has friends and knows how to talk to people."

by OkStephen February 20, 2022

hip locked

When sex is too good and are unable to pull out

She was rocking me so good that I got hip locked.

by Saonator June 17, 2017

Hip-Homulke

The traditional yarmulke skullcap worn by orthodox Jewish males (specifically in the age range of teens to thirties) which are accidentally (or accidentally on purpose)worn at such a rakish angle that it almost looks hip.

Pete: Did you invite Benny to the dinner?

Joe: Yeah, I caught up with him before he left for synagogue. I had to check him in his new hip-homulke though.

by Raive September 28, 2008

party hips

the worst fortnite emote

1:Yo, what's your favorite emote?

2: PARTY HIPS!!!!!!1!!

1: we simply shouldn't be friends anymore.

by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022

Chip Hips

Fatty Hips, usually when the person has eaten too many fatty chips!

Person 1: 'She has Chip Hips!'
Person 2: 'She has been eating too many fatty chips'
Person 1: 'Too right, she needs to join a gym'

by Jessicajournalist September 29, 2011

Hip- Hopnosis

some crap created by an illuminati conspirator who can not accept reality. it is the beliefs hip hop can control you although its just obsessive behavior by a lunatic

Will "Kanyes new album causes hip- hopnosis"
Alissa "Wow youre insane"

by IlluminatiAintReal December 21, 2010