by Floor tits August 23, 2020
Get the floor titsmug. by KingDio July 12, 2017
Get the meat on the floormug. when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help
by smellypewwbs May 5, 2022
Get the Floor Grabbermug. Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.
by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019
Get the Floor lovermug. A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
Get the Floor Turdmug. The common off-hours and/or overtime drink of choice for overworked IT personnel, so called because it's stored in the subfloor where the AC is piped into.
by BITG August 18, 2023
Get the Floor Beermug. The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.
Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!
by Eman3737 November 29, 2004
Get the ground floormug.