canton ohio

The farthest point of no return, it is like the Bermuda Triangle but it sucks the life out of you. If you can travel through the devil's ice box in Nelson's ledges it is the only chance to reclaim some of your energy and excitement to fight through and make it to the other side of hell. Once there, if you fight in the rebellion in purgatory against the demon overlord Obama you can reclaim the earth and the rest of the United States can return to normal and peace shall reign down from the heavens. However if you piss off Alistair, he will force you to remain, to go straight to hell without passing go or collecting 200 dollars.

Canton Ohio is the desolation of souls

by Lord Tony Stark September 23, 2013

Maumee Ohio

A suburb city out of Toledo Ohio named after the maumee river with a very rich background knowed for the river, maumee indoor theather and Maumee high school home of heisman winning player Dick kazmire and other great people named Dick rivals with Perrysburg and wooped there ass the last couple of years and yet has a big drug problem with marijuana. but is still a great place to live. PANTHER COUNTRY!!!!

Hey im going to my hood nigga MAUMEE OHIO!!!!

by fdsgbbdhgbuyebghbvb December 2, 2009

Kettering Ohio

The place with a schizophrenic weather pattern and the worst people in the world. Though, if you find a few friends, they're pretty awesome. All-in-all, it's the worst place to be.

Kettering Ohio is so boring, there's nothing to do here.

by LastPancake April 10, 2011

Portsmouth, Ohio

Portsmouth is a city in the U.S. state of Ohio and the county seat of Scioto County. The municipality is located on the northern banks of the Ohio River and east of the Scioto River in Southern Ohio. The population was 20,909 at the 2000 census.

I'm bringing Portsmouth, Ohio back!

by BooyaOhiobit June 12, 2008

Warren, Ohio

A city full of crime, and unsolved murders. Half of the city is on meth and have crackheads at every gas station. If you don’t live there don’t go there. For it being crime city it has the best football team around Trumbull county. If someone ask where’s warren the residents say Youngstown.

Resident: I stay in warren, ohio
Non Trumbull county native: where’s that

Resident: by Youngstown

by Bootydump2345 September 29, 2021

Ohio Factor

A person of the opposite sex who is nice from afar,
but far from nice.

Ohio Factor etymology: You 'Oh!' at beauty, say "Hi", then back up and say "Ohh.."

by thenewonenshit January 23, 2009

Ohio Special

When you perform both the Cleveland Steamer and the Cincinnati Bowtie during the same session of lovin'.

After I finished the Cincinnati Bowtie, I went for the full on Ohio Special and did a Cleveland Steamer too.

by Brian Fallows June 17, 2008