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Oscar

Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?

Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there

Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy

Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021
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This person is amazing. Although they are caught up most of the time on the football pitch they make time for you to make you feel special. They are tall with brown hair and have a large group of friends. He will take a while to get close to you but holding his stare will make you giddy with love.

Don’t let him go.
Your with Oscar!

Yes, why?
No reason, just keep him safe
I will dipshit
by Dbhejehdbdhsjsbsgdhsbsvs November 24, 2021
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Best BF for a Riley
Stranger: look it’s Oscar

Stranger 2: I think he should date riley
by Ya mam a chicken November 25, 2021
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Best BF for a Riley
Stranger: look it’s Oscar

Stranger 2: I think he should date riley
by Ya mam a chicken November 25, 2021
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A homeless person who is the biggest snake and a big simp. He has the smallest penis but tell all its big, he is fat and hated on by everyone. He will never have a good life and is just a waste of space on earth. suicide is his only way out. Oscar also is the type of guy to live in his moms basement till hes 40 and play fortnite while fucking the kids hes kidnapped in the basement with him. He is also gay and like small cocks in his ass.
ye Oscar should kill himself
i just hate Oscar
by BigDickMan69420 November 26, 2021
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Basically if you have a friend or bf named Oscar hes gonna be like Ryan reynolds with the biggest dick imaginable leaving you sore for decades
Gf: got some amazing pounding the other night
Friend:must've been an oscar huh
by Smidgeymelon01 November 26, 2021
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An oscar boy with no hair they are usually blonde
by CHEESEBALLSARENICE November 28, 2021
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