Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

Floor Grabber

when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help

oh my got i just took such a massive shit, it was floor grabber level

by smellypewwbs May 5, 2022

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017

Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011

Floor Check

A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.

Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"

by Spencybro March 13, 2019

ground floor

The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.

Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004