wind noise

a really good blow job.

basically sucking licking and blowing a guys dick.

that guy really wants me to give him wind noise

by xxhottterthanyouu May 5, 2008

noise poozing

the action of taking a sound wave or musical vibration and twisting/warping it into something strange and new.

that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.

try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

music or noise

A game that clearly identifies the boundaries between generations and is best played on a road trip or at the retirement home, music or noise involves a broad selection of music and an audience of people that are older than you (parents or grandparents are the best participants). As you and your friends go through the selection of music, ask the old folks whether the songs they hear are 'music' or 'noise' based on THEIR definition of what music is. There is no real objective to the game except to laugh at their reactions when they hear today's popular 'music' (rap and dubstep get the best results). It ends when they get tired of listening to 'noise'. But be sure to include songs that they would know from their good ol' days.

Dave: Ok grandpa, music or noise?

(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)

Grandpa: Music, music.

Dave: How about now?

(plays rap, and then dub step)

Grandpa: NOISE!!

by Bryan Tibbs April 12, 2014

upset dinosaur noise

1) A sound of anguish made when embarrassed by friends.
2) A sound made when there is nothing else to say.
3) Quickest way out of an uncomfortable question

1) Julia: So Irene, I hear you have afriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.

Irene: *upset dinosaur noise*

Julia: So you do like him!

Irene: *upset dinosaur noise*

2) When Isabelle asked Yagmur how he did on Nolan's test, he responded with an upset dinosaur noise.

3) Mother: Margaret, are you and Dylan having sex?

Margaret: *upset dinosaur noise*

Mother: Answer my question Margaret.

by bluelagoonlampoon December 2, 2013

true noise

The sound rings with truth

A: you can't forget leg day!
B: True noise!

by Azucena2012 May 14, 2015

noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

by xenographer August 8, 2016

cloak the noises

sex playlist that blocks out the moans

yo put on dat cloak the noises shit
k dawg

by printfhelloworld March 12, 2016