White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.

Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.

by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019

noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

by xenographer August 8, 2016

true noise

The sound rings with truth

A: you can't forget leg day!
B: True noise!

by Azucena2012 May 14, 2015

meow noises

A slang term used for marijuana outside of a joint.

"Yo, you got meow noises in there or nah?"

by The Meow Noise Man December 8, 2017

White Noise

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.

"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

White Noise

When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.

“This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”

by Iknostuff February 8, 2020

Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.

“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”

by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky December 29, 2023