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nob sausage

1.what gays ask for in bed when they are with women.

2.Insult
1."where's that nob sausage i asked for...ur not the nob sausage ur the work of satan."

2."u nob sausage"
by rick January 13, 2004
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nob slobbin

Dick eat. To cosign with a person in order to make another person whom is subject to insult feel worse.
Man 1: (To Man 2) You have no swag.
Man 2: (To Man 1) Your wearing a Wal-Mart T-shirt!
Man 3: (To Man 1) Haha he said you're wearing Faded Glory.
Man 1: (To Man 3) Why you nob slobbin?
by iFuckWitRealRidahs October 28, 2013
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slob tha nob

Sucking dick or a girl giving oral sex to a boy
by Justqueenin December 20, 2013
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Nob Popper

A device that it used commonly in the workshop and is usually named as a 'tap' and is used to engrave spiral patterns around a piece of thin metal BUT in this circumstance is used to place over the bellend and to rotate as far around as possible, preferably a 360 degree turn so that the nob/bellend flies off at many miles per hour.
For example, I grabbed the nob popper as I had a serious itch on my nob and decided to twist it until my dick uncontrollably bled and my nob flew into the teachers mouth while explaining how to progress with the next step in making a balance toy.
by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019
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Nob cheese

Marcus has a stinking foreskin full of nob cheese
by Dosser12£ January 7, 2022
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Nob jockey

Derogatory term for Somone who constantly wants dick
Heather, oh yeah she is a complete nob jockey
by Jake p the snake May 14, 2017
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Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.
A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know silly
by KENZI199 July 16, 2008
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