Nonce

No-nse

A huge paedophile. likes fiddling with Teenagers and maybe even primary school children. (really foul)

person1 "did you hear about Jimmy Saville?"

person2 "yeah I heard he was a massive NONCE."

by English Slang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 June 26, 2023

nonce magnet

A person or individual (mostly female) that perform actions that attract pedophiles online.

"That girl is a bloody nonce magnet"

by Sanquo November 6, 2019

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

nonce

a boy

a wanna kiss that nonce

by uheuphoria August 8, 2021

nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.

"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."

by softsmeg February 8, 2023

nonce

ryan hippopotamus

woah hes such a nonce

by valorantgamer July 28, 2022

Nonce

Any Celtic fan, Especially anyone called Scott Brown

Scott Brows a Nonce you know

by Ket Addict February 17, 2020