Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.

Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.

by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 5, 2015

Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee

Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice

by golfish May 1, 2019

earth juice

The sweet sweet wet juice that is secreted from the tit of Mother Nature.

*after running a marathon* I need some of that good earth juice up in here.

by squad terms May 30, 2016

Champ Juice

The new way to say champagne

Derived from: "Champ" agne

When one drinks champagne and feels like a champion they are sipping on "champ juice"

When somebody drinks champagne and they want a champ time

"hey bro, do you have any champ juice?"

by All En L August 19, 2013

Smash Juice

Cum. Ejaculate. Coital creation of bodily love juice.

The sheets were wet as hell from our smash juice.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Slug Juice

When you leave an unfinished joint outside overnight and smoke it the next day/month or longer.

"Hey man you got any weed?"
"No but we can smoke the slug juice on the windowsill."

by Slug Boy March 2, 2019

onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.

I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.

by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017