Bush Boner

When you black out and wake up in a bush the next day with morning wood. In the ideal situation, your penis should be the only thing sticking out of the bush.

"Damn bro we were so fucked up last night, I woke up with a Bush Boner. Good thing the landscapers didn't chop my dick off!"

by bigballerboi November 20, 2019

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period boner

when your tampon or pad is soaked and you don't have any extras so you stuff your underwear with tissues and it looks like a boner

oh shit I just realized I made myself a period boner

by Nothingsushere April 19, 2016

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Jesus Boner

When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.

Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

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Dry Boner

When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.

Dude, I was sitting in chemistry when out of nowhere I got a dry boner.

by rudyj2112 August 17, 2010

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Buzz Boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of an automobile, bumpy roads or the like. Usually not desired*

"Get out of the car already man!"
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."

by Shadedragon December 26, 2008

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Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

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