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Dutch Pretzel

When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.
Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?
by Pritt May 18, 2013
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dutch nosebag

A sexual act where one gives oral pleasure to a female whilst burying their nose up her arse hole, rendering the lower half of the face concealed as though by a horses nose bag. Best performed in the 69 position.
The wife and I did 69 last night, I got totally stuck in, was a right dutch nosebag.
by Ross Chalker July 24, 2012
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dutch bucket

Two individuals laying on thier side rubbing thier bare butts together, while a third, naked and sandwiched in-between, twirls in place
Kind of makes you giggle, like a dutch bucket.
by pdxmatt September 12, 2008
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Dutch Windmill

A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.
I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill
by Maide January 18, 2012
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double dutch

Using both a condom and anticonception pills when making babies without making babies.
If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.
by pariah September 10, 2003
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pass the dutch

That song..."Pass the dutchie on de left han side..."
by Mel & Kris November 5, 2003
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Dutch Sauna

An advancement of the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Sauna starts with either a sauna or a hot shower, or some kind of steamy room. Then, you fart, piff, rip-ass, blow a fatty, or even shit while in the room. The result will be a warm sticky sensation all around you and a more potent fart. This will last for significantly longer than your average fart. It may linger in that room for days at a time depending on how long the steam is kept up. Enjoy.
While my brother was in the shower, I ran into the bathroom and gave him a Dutch Sauna and he screamed.
by Edbu September 15, 2008
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