by the vaginacologist vampire October 12, 2010

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*
“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”
by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020

by DirtyHobo November 26, 2016

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely
by Dale dobback January 11, 2025

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.
I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.
by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome
by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023

by Dr. Fickleboggster June 25, 2025
