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New York Smart

A person who upon moving to New York is suddenly smarter than anyone, but with a smarmy attitude. An elitist.
I tried talking to him but he's New York Smart, so I bitch slapped him.
by necronomicomin December 30, 2011
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new york napalm

The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.
"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"

"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"
by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014
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welcome to new york

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.
I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...
by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023
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jamestown new york

This is a town where everyone has most likely heard about every single thing you've done since you were born. Girls are nicknamed booty calls here. Guys are pimps or gangsters. Most guys wear pants that could fit a whole party inside, so they can have a party in their pants. Every girl is considered a slut whether they really are one or not. No one can make a good living here mainly because all the drug dealers are getting caught. If someone has a nice car they are considered a drug dealer even if they're only a lawyer.
by abbey town July 2, 2008
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new york city

They make Pace Picante in NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!
by Dagmar Geech June 11, 2006
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New York Times

One of the greatest newspapers that you can always rely on.

And no it's definitely not left-winged propaganda. In reality, it's pretty centrist.
New York Times keeps me informed.
by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020
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New York Minute

Traditionally it has meant in the blink of an eye.

But after 9/11, due to the large air play of the song New York Minute (by Don Henley, and covered by the Eagles) it has taken on the further connotation of "A Blink Of an Eye that Changes Everything." Cataclysmic.
A sudden accident that takes a life. Any senseless violence, or of course the 9/11 attacks themselves. But it can be a good event too. When New York legalized Gay Marriage, the media reported the event as a New York Minute - the signing of that bill would change the state forever.
by VinnyFromNewYork July 31, 2011
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