new york flap jack 

the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.

-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."

-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"

new york flap jack by Gizzy Fran April 7, 2008

new york yankees 

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.

Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

new york yankees by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

New York minute 

A very short period of time. So named because New York is a busy city where people are in such a rush that a minute seems to pass in less than sixty seconds.

When the most attractive girl in school asked me if I wanted to have sex with her, I thought about it for a New York minute before saying "yes".

New York minute by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

New York City

The Most Overrated city in the U.S.

John:New York City has so much to offer!
Jack:Seattle is the same you Know?Minus the rude people though.

New York City by Shiranui February 6, 2008

New York Slapper 

This is when a man comes home after a really hard days work and is sweating profusely and decides to slap his woman in the face with his sweaty balls...getting sweat all over her face.

Jim: "Ah man. I've never worked so hard in my life...I can't wait to go home and take a shower!"
Tom: "Hey, before you take a shower, make sure you give your wife a 'New York Slapper'. Ya know, get a lil nut butter on her face!"
Jim: "Heh, heh....see ya tomorrow, Tom."

New York Slapper by KayDeeaRe August 13, 2009

new york fishbowl 

a new york fishbowl involves a woman wearing a dog's elizabethan collar and a snorkel while a group of men beat off into it filling it to the brim and then styling her hair in the latest guido-enticing new york fashion.

new york fishbowl is self-explanatory

new york fishbowl by dirtyjetsqbsansmark September 20, 2009

New York Yankees 

1.The best baseball team in the history of baseball. Best players, best managers, best owners, best everything. Will always kick ass, no matter what.

2.A phrase which strikes fear into the heart of Red Sox fans everywhere.

Go Yankees

New York Yankees by Ryan April 16, 2004