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nest

Formed during extremely long periods of continuous gaming, a large, defined indentation in the couch or chair of a gamer surrounded by cheetos, pizza hut, monster energy drink, hot pockets, pop tarts, mountain dew, pretzels and other various junk foods. Resembles the nests of sticks and twigs created by birds
Doug has been sitting in his nest eating take-out and playing Halo: Reach for 3 days straight.
by 2ndBreakfast777 October 3, 2011
mugGet the nestmug.

Nest Chair

man! That nest chair was so comfortable!
by jackskay26 April 6, 2009
mugGet the Nest Chairmug.

human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping
Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”
by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020
mugGet the human Nestmug.

Autism Nest

Elephant in the room; what happens when, despite all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, elderly racist Caucasian men with access to the matrix (which, obviously, they only have due to their Caucasian Provelege) refuse to live in reality, don't care how they are perceived in public, and were never punished for their actions because they live in societies that honor Caucasian Provelege above all else.

Caucasian Provelege is responsible for Osama Bin Ladin, Omar Mateen, the entirety of India and Free Palestine. Also responsible for the illegal Caucasian immigrants; nobody would be flinging themselves around jungles in Belize pretending to be a Native American and wielding spears if Daddy in Iraq would have canes their asses.

Autism Nests will be thrown away; newspaper articles, what I wrote and mainstream media will stay!

Caucasian Provelege is the fact that capitalism only exists for the colonized and not the colonizer; illegal Caucasian colonizers are let in the hundreds of thousands, and I have to validate their racial confusion.

The US Census director already confirmed that Indians are Caucasians; Mindy Kaling's brother already got kicked out of college for not identifying as Caucasian. There is no scientific, historic, legal or practical reason to call Caucasians anything else.

Not only that?

Kumail Nanjiani is a whack ass confused cracker, and that's that! Only Caucasians in the room are Osama Bin Ladin and Omar Mateen.
Autism Nest is when I randomly get flooded with Caucasian Guilt tears from the governments of India and Free Palestine.
mugGet the Autism Nestmug.

yuri's nest

When Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club (DDLC) has a very hairy pussy that looks like a nest
brooke: yuri has tons of pubic hair

grace: almost like it's yuri's nest.. could probably put some twigs in that shit
by questionaaaaah February 19, 2025
mugGet the yuri's nestmug.

Nest-Coug

When a couple each have their own nest eggs from a sugar daddy and/or cougar, respectively, and the couple combine the assets of the respective nest eggs.
Travis and Jess are in a relationship and have a cougar and sugar daddy, respectively. They combine the money gained from their nest-coug.
by Travis13 February 7, 2018
mugGet the Nest-Cougmug.

Cum Nest

A place of your home that is used for sex-having. Could be a bed, your couch, kitchen countertops, etc. Whichever is most used.
“Peter is that your cum nest? That looks awesome

“Yeah that’s my cum nest, I just used it last night
Sick bro
by NotPeterLOL August 9, 2022
mugGet the Cum Nestmug.

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