neek

A complete wanker on faceparty. Sleeps with 13 year old girls off the net and uses a wheelchair. Lives off benefits and smokes pot while playing playstation with his welsh friends.

neek "my gf is so hot"
me "yeh but she is 13"
neek "whats your point?"
me "youre 21+"

by youknowwhoiam February 24, 2005

neek

to fuck/have sex with

i'm gonna neek that bee

by Gha December 21, 2003

Boom Neckshot!

When, In an FPS game (or, even better if its IRL), you try to be an ubeR 1337 h@X0r n00b and go for a headshot, but miss and get a neckshot,which means you fail. (if the target is standing still, it is an epic fail.)

FPSguy1234: "hehe n00bs..."*sneaks up right behind enemy soldier with sniper rifle and takes shot at point blank range, and completley fails at headshotting, and thus hits the neck*

"Boom Neckshot!"

enemy soldier: "lol u fail n00b"

by -abyssion- April 6, 2010

primal needs

masturbating so hard your penis falls off

Man, I gotta see the doctor, I experienced primal needs

by PlankJesus March 4, 2017

Neeko

If a guy has the name neeko run!! Get away because with one look at him and you will fall for him. He is somewhat good looking but his words will sweep you off your feet. You will do everything to make him yours but once you have him you will do everything in your power to get rid of him. When you first start to date him he is funny, sweet, nice, and caring but after I little bit of time his true colors come out. And he is controlling, abusive, insecure, a lier, always starts a fight, makes you feel bad for them, obsessive, and crazy! They seem one way at first but then you see who they really are. A devil in disguise!!!

Girl 1: girl who are you dating????
Girl 2: his name is neeko.
Girl 1: leave him now!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: his last girl had to get a restraining order on his crazy ass!!

by Sexy potato🤪 April 18, 2019

Neekoh

A neekoh participates in all forms of Bulgarian Pancakes

My neekoh was loves it when I give her a Bulgarian Pancake. She makes me clean it up though

My neekoh makes the best Bulgarian Pancakes for breakfast.

by Ade Stone January 15, 2008

needs crap thrown at it

a digital photoghraph that needs to be cropped

Hey mac, this pic needs crap thrown at it!

by kaykay (>=^3^=)> June 28, 2009