J Shot

Jizz squirted; usually on someone.
I think I'm in love. That chick I went home with last night took a J Shot to the face and stayed in for more!
by Katzmonce September 29, 2010
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shot fairy

The magical being that fills shot glasses when nobody is looking.
Oh look, the shot fairy came!
by Boobs Not Eyes! May 23, 2010
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G-Shot

A sexy naked picture that somone you know takes of themselves for you, usually in sexy positions and or lingirie. (Local slang in Chicago.)
Hey, mija, I been locked up for 9 months already. Send me some G-Shots.

Hey bro, check out these G-Shots that this fi-fi sent to my phone!
by Bizy Boy 21st & Oakkley July 16, 2011
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Dog shot

When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up
"watch out dude, there's some dog shot there!"
by You can't Handel the truth February 01, 2021
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God Shot

A shot of God's love. Staying connected with conscious contacts and listening for one's Higher Power.

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a message from God. Also known as a sign.
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
by TinyKoalaBear March 13, 2017
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Jaw Shot

a soft or hard punch to the jaw depending on what you said or did and how stupid it was. punch in the jaw for the disgraceful thing you have done.
Person#1 ="Can i get some chips?" Person#2 ="naw i already finished them" Person#1= "JAW SHOT!!" *punch*
by Havoc05 February 24, 2010
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shot the shitter

Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall

Figuratively, to fuck up
*Fails Test*

"I really shot the shitter on that one"
by AnyaSpice123456 December 04, 2013
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