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Nolan

An idiot of a man who cannot comprehend the most basic of the English lexicon, let alone all the tounges of which he is not native to.
Look, there goes Nolan, did you know he's illiterate!?
by FrederickBonLexi October 26, 2020
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Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about
Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter
by paran0idpark April 9, 2023
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Nolan+Peter+Griffin

Nolan+Peter+Griffin are soooo annoying
by TheoCat March 2, 2022
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Nolan

The nicest man you'll ever meet. Will never cheat, and has a good sense of humor. And what makes it better he has a 56" cock and for it to not come out of the bottom of his pants, he has to wrap it around his thigh twice and shove it up his ass. Not in a gay way though, just so he doesn't trip on his cock.
Nolan's dick is sooooo huge omg!!!
by Gaynal July 16, 2017
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Nolan

The man I want for the rest of my life
Nolan is Akirahs man
by anonymous July 11, 2023
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Nolan

Nolan has a lot of acne. When I mean a lot I mean a lot.
Nolan is an acne magnet. He has a lot of it
by Trollgod42069 October 17, 2019
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Nolan

Someone that is highly submissive towards women and dates any girl he sees. He is usually assertive when it comes to his irrational d vision making therefore he is closed minded and is ignorant. Also, when he is in a relationship he mainly ignores his girlfriend and instead hangs out with other girls but to “keep it safe” he occasionally goes over to his girlfriend and when he does he does a try hard thing that supposedly is romantic when in reality it’s just something to do to make the obvious seem hidden.
Yo remember when Nolan dated like five girls within a month

In my philosophy Nolan is defined as a simp; he is constantly doing anything for girls that he sees to get their attention, and then when it comes to actually dating, he disregards the girl he was originally being submissive to.
by JustinSteve December 3, 2018
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