Nolan

people named Nolan are some of the most perfect people you could ever meet. they are an angel and people swear that they came from heaven because of how perfect they are. if you have a Nolan in your life then you’re really lucky because you will never find anyone else like them. they are one of the most perfect angels anybody could ever ask for. i love you <3

Person 1: “Nolan is so perfect!”
Person 2: “I know right they are an angel.”

by Nola :) August 31, 2021

brianna nolan

brianna gives tadhg the rusty trombone all night long

brianna:i am brianna nolan
person 2: no u give tadhg rusty trombone

by sigmasid2528 December 27, 2024

Leo nolan

Ginger little hoodlum who enjoys a bit of McDonalds from time to time (all the time) he lives at carnbroe pitches and hates marc McDonald

Marc: anyone coming pitches?

Caelan: naw patch it leos nolans coming

Marc: yeah your right leo nolan will eat us

by Sean macaloneys mum July 1, 2025

Nolan Belisle

He's Nolan. If Nolan is in the room he will be simply just Nolan. Nolan is Nolan. He makes you feel like a Nolan when you are feeling like Nolan. Nolan doesn't like it when you act like a Nolan. Nolan has a pet Nolan and he walks him every day. Nolan has the desire to takeover the worldwide Nolan. Nolan is the most successful Nolan in the whole wide Nolan. It's Nolan. Your life is Nolan.

Nothing is real, we are living in a fake computer reality created by Nolan Belisle and everything is Nolan.

Nolan #1: "How are you?"
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #3: "Me too. I feel like Nolan too. Makes sense."
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #1: "Alright!"

by AlexHatesSalad January 15, 2025

Nolan Vandaele

Nolan Vandaeles are often trying to pick up women that are way out of his league. Nolan Vandaeles are very tall and cute (6’1 to be exact). Nolan Vandaeles are great creatures.

You are a Nolan Vandaele

by Jaquan Blingus February 10, 2025

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Nolan

A very flamboyant jew. Some might say he’s homosexual. Some might say he’s not. He works out a lot and takes shirtless selfies…. At gay gyms.

That guy over there is very NOLAN, and dresses well.

by DirtyMexicanMan69 February 12, 2025