magical mystery backwards oreo

An oreo cookie with both cookie parts turned inward. Frequently results in the creme being stamped with a reverse image of the cookie design on both sides.

One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.

Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!

John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.

by Lump sum September 1, 2009

mysterionics

When a woman throws a wobbler at a guy for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Man1: "So I get home at 2:30 in the morning, after a night with the lads, and she has a fit of mysterionics."
Man2: "I've given up trying to understand them, mate. So, apart from that, how was your anniversary?"
Man1: "... Ah ..."

by Freakstone October 7, 2007

Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

Mysterious

Someone hecca gone

OwO what's this? There's something mysterious under this buldge... It was a squishy toy!

by PartyDave August 17, 2018

mystery

a person who thinks radeon video cards are good

OMG he such a mystery

by andrew June 13, 2003

mysterectomy

When a femine spouse verbally abuses a masculine spouse to such an extrent that he feels his manhood has been cut-off. Spelling should actually be "Misterectomy" or "Mr.-ectomy"

She yelled at me so much I thought I underwent a mysterectomy (or"Misterectomy").

by Tsadik Beaver May 11, 2006

mystery poop

After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.

I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.

by Long-Dong Silver October 30, 2008