Man1: "So I get home at 2:30 in the morning, after a night with the lads, and she has a fit of mysterionics."
Man2: "I've given up trying to understand them, mate. So, apart from that, how was your anniversary?"
Man1: "... Ah ..."
Man2: "I've given up trying to understand them, mate. So, apart from that, how was your anniversary?"
Man1: "... Ah ..."
by Freakstone September 23, 2007
A Child Vigilante from South Park Dress in a dark cloak. He is (supposedly) Kenny McCormick's secret identity. His is the Rival of The Coon (Eric Cartman) and the enemy of Professor Chaos.
I am an angel Keeping Watch over the city at night; as violence and darkness take over the streets i work to rid the city of crime; I am the symbol this town needs
I am Mysterion
I am Mysterion
by coolman222 March 21, 2009
by rabbletabble November 4, 2010
Kennys alternate identity on South Park. Most people think it is clyde, but its not. Maybe next episode we will see because at the end of the episode, Mysterion went to jail.
by bulldog8899 March 22, 2009
Mysterion is the superhero alter ego of Kenny McCormick! He’s wearing a purple cape with a hood and a question mark on his head. He’s wearing a purple shirt with a letter M on it, a pair of purple pants and an underwear on top! His power is that he can’t die, because if he dies he will wake up in his bed. And he’s basically the batman of South Park!
Mysterion: *dies*
*in kenny’s room*
Toolshed: Dude, Kenny, what'd you run away for?! We've gotta fight these guys!
Mosquito: Yeah, come on, get your costume on, lazy-ass!
*in kenny’s room*
Toolshed: Dude, Kenny, what'd you run away for?! We've gotta fight these guys!
Mosquito: Yeah, come on, get your costume on, lazy-ass!
by rehobalint November 17, 2019