Merrill, A nice funny girl. Very pretty has an amazing personality and goes out her way for people. Don't take her for granted but she is the best and the prettiest ever.

Have you heard about Merrill Because she's fine asf

by Eaoders September 29, 2019

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This one can be very tricky, so fasten your sleigh belts. Step 1: Dress up like Santa clause. Step 2: Fit your way down someone’s chimney. Step 3: This involves some luck. The hope is that you landed in a house with a hot hoe hoe hoe and a sleeping husband. The hoe has had too much to drink so she wonders her way downstairs when she hears a loud bang. Thinking you are her husband, she de-clothes herself and sneaks up on you. Step 4: Proceed to pound the hoe hoe’s fruit cake until it has enough whipped topping. Step 5: Flick her bean, and yell “Merry Clitmas”. Step 6: Get the hell outta there. Her husband has probably awoken by now and is sprinting down the steps with his shotgun ready to blow your meat missile off to Jupiter... **kinky**

Tyrant: Bro how was your Christmas?

Big Easy: It was pretty eventful. I sharted multiple times and had a five dollar footlong for breakfast. Hbu?

Tyrant: Boy I’ll tell ya I had an amazing Christmas! Almost didn’t make it out alive. Long story short, I went to some hoe’s house and popped her cherry. Then I yelled Merry Clitmas and booked it outta there. I think her dad was coming to teach me a lesson. Turns out he was a cop, so good thing I high tailed it outta there.

Big Easy: Damn I wish I was as cool as you.

by Stoney69 December 24, 2019

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