Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.

Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker

by Krrrap July 20, 2016

moistling

Noun-A person of Asian descent who is infact moist af

"hi Lyra ur hot"
"jake ur such a moistling"

by ChinkaDink June 22, 2016

Moist Pizza

Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.

Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.

by FlyingMav003 December 26, 2016

moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

by Beagleman June 18, 2017

moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 9, 2017

Moinsed

To drink more than is sensible (get drunk basically)

Originally created by Alex Williams following a visit from a french student Christophe Mardiere. He was able to speak English when sober but somehow the french transalation got corropted.The word has become popular in the Midlands

#moinsed

I am going out to get moinsed tonight

by Mardin Solihull January 27, 2018

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018