Missed the towel

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.

Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.

John: what happen? you missed the towel?

Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim

by andrewpaulos111 July 26, 2010

MISS THANG

Fun, lighthearted term to reference a female or gay male to whom you want to give a "shout out." Can be as innocuous as a "hey, you" or as intense as a "you're the shit!" Can be snazzed up by making the Miss into Ms.

Thanks for the fries, Miss Thang.

Look at Miss Thang with his new haircut.

Oh Ms. Thang, you so don't need his sorry ass.

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

Miss Anne

1. Historically - A term that Harlem residents in the 1920s used for white women who joined the Harlem Renaissance. Suspected by black people and white people alike, they risked ostracism for pushing the boundaries.
2. Modern usage - white girl at a nonwhite event

At a black/latino event:
Black chick: What's that white girl doing here?!
Chico: Miss Anne can't dance.
*they stare*
Black chick: So let's go teach her then.
Chico: Uhhhh ... you serious?
*girl dances hips swaying, dragging him along*
Chico: ... yo alright alright.
White girl: omg hi!!! My parents will totally kill me if they knew I was here. Like, isn't this awesome!!!

by malarkeylark October 8, 2013

Miss G

A very sexy temptress that loves to talk, she also has a very soft spot for a very horny devil, ie TxtDevil the man of her dreams. But be warned she has a nasty streak so don't cross her or feel her wrath......

Miss G the queen of all

by TxtDevil February 5, 2013

miss moneypenny

M, the leader of MI6's Secretary, Hwom, is secretly in love with james bond, but he rejects her. Has been played by different actors, but none more famous than the unforgettable Lois Maxwell.

James Bond: Good morning Miss Moneypenny.
Miss Moneypenny: Good morning.
Miss Moneypenny: (thinking to herself)..DAMN HES FINE!!!

by ooglyboogly123 October 27, 2005

miss black

Teacher who wears really tight pants in order to show off her ass to the students.

Shes definitely a miss black.

by Raul34 January 28, 2007

hit or miss

HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA

TRUMP: LIGMA
ME:

HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA

by SlavicAutism November 5, 2018