Minnesota snocap

When a man and woman are taking a shower and she starts jerking off the man. When he is about cum he gets on the edge of the tub and shoots cum under her nose, she doesn't realize it's there and she shorts to clear her nose and she sucks the cum up her nostril.

She took it to the next level when she took the Minnesota snocap up her nose instead of the cocaine .

by Itslurlur August 24, 2025

Minnesota Swirly

A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)

Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"

by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.

After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"

by theskinwalker May 2, 2025

Minnesota Blowdryer

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.

“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”

by Johnith30th June 10, 2025

Minnesota Brookie

The act of shoving a stick of butter up your rectum, letting it melt, then excreting it's contents onto a cookie sheet.

We went over to MB's house, he made us Minnesota Brookies. They were amazing!

by Ckling June 17, 2025

Minnesota Luggage Rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.

Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025