minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.

After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"

by ZJR13 January 13, 2025

Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

Minnesota Cowboy Up

When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.

On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.

by Sew Donym February 20, 2020

Northern Minnesota Cologne

Just basic bug dope

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne

by Joshcopeland04 June 5, 2023

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019