by Minnesotaboy January 16, 2017
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Get the Minnesota Style mug.The 4th coldest state in the United States. They brag about being the coldest but aren’t even in the top 3.
by TheBesy878 September 16, 2020
Get the Minnesota mug.It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.
"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."
And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."
And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020
Get the Minnesota Mild Off mug.The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.
“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”
“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”
“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
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“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
by Johnith30th June 10, 2025
Get the Minnesota Blowdryer mug.Minnesota mogwai placing a mogwai (Gizmo from the movie Gremlins) in your or someone else's anus and then feeding it after midnight, or exposing it to water, or sunlight. To derive sexual pleasure or as punishment .
My girlfriend caught me screwing her sister and said" If you want to stay together your atonement is the Minnesota Mogwai...."
My girlfriends all butt hurt because the Minnesota Mogwai kinda went sideways last night.
My girlfriends all butt hurt because the Minnesota Mogwai kinda went sideways last night.
by Hic Nocker August 13, 2025
Get the Minnesota mogwai mug.When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
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