Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.

"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"

by edddddie November 7, 2023

Mikey Meetup

A group of strange weirdos, plural of the noun Mikey (a weirdo)

- Invented by Max Dudson, Auckland

I'm not going to the staff party, its gonna be a Mikey Meetup.

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Mikey The Dog

dog with a fat ass

Damn look at Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog May 17, 2025

Mikey

Mikey, has a lot of “enemies” but goes around nonchalant. Mikey can be the best boyfriend you will ever have, but if you cross him he will fuck your bestfriend. 1 last thing don’t argue with Mikey he will talk about you dead peoples.

Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?

Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.

Damn Mikey really getting off right now!

by DaRealG3t0ff November 22, 2021

Mikey

He a bitch and always digging his nail in ppl weird ass hell emo black like 5'10

thats that nigga mikey look at them claws on his hands and feet bro!!

by K ball March 29, 2022

Mikey

The person who I love with my whole heart. I want to cuddle her forever and protect her from anything ever hurting her.

"Mikey sounds like a keeper"

by Lilith Lills January 14, 2024

Pulling a Mikey

Mikey is an Australian who dogged the boys every chance he got which made him the ultimate dog.

Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”

by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022