Midwest Microwave

When you fart under a blanket and don’t air it out for five + minutes. The fart ferments under the blanket. After letting the fart cook under the blanket for five minutes or more you air it out unleashing a terror the likes of which the world has never seen. WARNING MAY CAUSE VOMITING!

While watching a scary movie, Chase let one rip under the blanket. Chase let it sit in the Midwest microwave and during a jump scare unleashed a terror into the room that caused his friends to puke.

by Midwestern Expansion March 15, 2026

Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011

use the microwave

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

by jsurfs November 25, 2016

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021

Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022