When you visit or move to Miami and by doing so, surrounding yourself in the Miami environment ends up increasing your income, aura, and status. It’s the idea that you ultimately become a glorified version of yourself
by above average sneakerhead June 16, 2025
Get the miami effectmug. by Crazy blonde freak June 15, 2022
Get the Miami Hurricanemug. The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.
Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.
by G2evera August 11, 2025
Get the Miami Mathmug. First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
Get the Miami Fried Doughmug. When espresso is poured over a marshmallow to mimic a Cuban Espresso.
Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday
by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025
Get the Miami Espressomug. by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
Get the Maria Miami Mergermug. by Tommy Costello May 20, 2016
Get the Miami chimneymug.